Girl : im having a heart surgery today.
Boy : i know.
Girl : i love you!
Boy: i love you more, much more!
after surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl : where is he?
Father : you dont know who gave you the heart?
Girl : what? (she starts crying)
Father : lol. im just kidding. he went to the toilet. :P
